A rancher needs to buy a bull to service his cows but has to
borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the money
comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The
farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and wont even look
at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look
at the bull.
The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The
farmer looks very pleased.
"The bull serviced all my cows twice, broke through the fence,
and serviced all my neighbor's cows three times."
"Wow," says the banker, "What did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked the banker.
"I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste like
chocolate."
borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the money
comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The
farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and wont even look
at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look
at the bull.
The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The
farmer looks very pleased.
"The bull serviced all my cows twice, broke through the fence,
and serviced all my neighbor's cows three times."
"Wow," says the banker, "What did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked the banker.
"I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste like
chocolate."