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    Catholic education and a 2B pencil.

    Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through
    the class.

    One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
    'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
    When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
    'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
    The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

    A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Saviour?'
    But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
    'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
    And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

    The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
    Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
    This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
    The nun fainted.
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    Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

    ?Oh no....he's awake!! Cos he's bleeding sober again

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    Catholic education and a 2B pencil.

    :H:H:H
    For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
    AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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      #3
      Catholic education and a 2B pencil.

      :H:H:H
      It could be worse, I could be filing.
      AF since 7/7/2009

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        #4
        Catholic education and a 2B pencil.

        :H:H
        Formerly known as Teardrop:l
        sober dry since 11th Jan '2010' relapse/slip on 23/7/13 working in progress ! Sober date 25/7/13 ( True learning has often followed an eclipse, a time of darkness, but with each cycle of my recovery, the light grows stronger and my vision is clearer. (AA)
        my desire to avoid hitting bottom again was more powerful then my desire to drink !

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          #5
          Catholic education and a 2B pencil.

          OMG I just nearly fell off my chair pmsl :H:H:H
          Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

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