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    Subject: The Washcloth

    Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive who won't crack up over this!

    I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

    Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
    that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
    packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The
    trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

    As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
    when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make
    the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
    that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
    area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
    clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
    appointment.I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

    Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
    looked over at the other side of the room and pre tended that I was in Paris
    or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when
    the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

    I didn't respond.

    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
    rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

    After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out
    from the bathroom, ' Mom my, where's my washcloth?'

    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

    She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
    my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'



    Never going back to that doctor. Ever.
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    WOMEN GET IT

    ROTFL !!!!!!!!!
    How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now and there will never be a time when it is not now....

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      WOMEN GET IT

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      Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

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        #4
        WOMEN GET IT

        Loved it ! I am having a horrible day here, and that made me laugh.
        Thank you
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          Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

          ?Oh no....he's awake!! Cos he's bleeding sober again

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            My exboyfriend told me he was peeing in the forest (he was a logger) when he looked and his pee sparkled!. He was startled and when he went home (he was married then) he mentioned it to his wife. She said oh, she was making signs for work and some of the glitter must have gotten on the laudry table where his underware were.

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