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0 - 150 in under 4 seconds

May 30, 2011, 03:39 PM

"You never surprise me" a woman moaned to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for my birthday. Something that accelerates from 0 to 150 in under 4 seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!, she hinted.

Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

Apparently he's dead now ... but he died a legend.

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May 31, 2011, 10:14 PM

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Yes, he's dead.

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