New Positions

[irishlady]

A middle aged couple were returning home after shopping, "you know" said the husband "I'm bored with the same thing all the time. How about tonight we try a few different positions"

"Wow" replied his wife "I'm up for that, tell you what, for a change, why don't you go in the kitchen and do the washing up, and I'll lie on the couch drinking beer, watching tv and farting."

[MKR]

New Positions

Irish I look for your name and posts as I get such a kick out of your sense of humor!! Thanks so much! Mary

[Popeye]

New Positions

Nice one Louise.

Here's another.

An elderly gent went to the doctors feeling unwell. The doctor couldn't find the problem immediately and asked if he could do some tests.

'I'll need a urine sample, a sperm sample and a sample of your faeces.'

'That's easy.' said the old chap, loosening his trousers, 'I'll just give you these underpants.'

[irishlady]

New Positions

Paul you bugger, I was just having a cup of tea before going to work and nearly choked, glad I'm not married to him, imagine having to wash those pants!!!!!