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    Yorkshire Baby

    A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call on
    his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear and orders a round
    of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given
    birth to a typical Yorkshire baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

    Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
    rugby fan just shrugs and replies, 'That's about average in Yorkshire...
    like I said, my boy's a typical Yorkshire baby boy. Gonna be a rugby
    league player.' Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many
    exclamations of 'WOW!' One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

    Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, aren't
    you the father of that typical Yorkshire baby that weighed 25 pounds at
    birth?
    Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how
    much does he weigh now?'


    The proud father answers, 'Twenty pounds.' The bartender is puzzled,
    concerned and a little suspicious. 'What happened? He already weighed 25
    pounds the day he was born!'

    The Yorkshireman takes a slow swig of his Sam Smith's (smooth beer), wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,


    'Had him circumcised...'
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      :H:H:H
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          Gafaw.. laugh... good one!
          Psalms 119:45


          ?Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.?

          St. Francis of Assisi



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