The girlfriend gets scared when theres a storm she hates thunder, usually i make her laugh to take her mind of it...... I remembered this one,
Thor the Viking god of thunder comes to earth one night in human form.
He meets a beautiful woman whose only flaw was a lisp.
Theyre all over each other in minutes and have sex all weekend.
On the Monday morning he stands up proud and says, "I am Thor!!"
She replied, "Your Thor? I cant even pith....."
Thor the Viking god of thunder comes to earth one night in human form.
He meets a beautiful woman whose only flaw was a lisp.
Theyre all over each other in minutes and have sex all weekend.
On the Monday morning he stands up proud and says, "I am Thor!!"
She replied, "Your Thor? I cant even pith....."