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    A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,

    She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

    "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"


    "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
    big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every
    week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I
    don't exercise at all."



    "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"



    "Forty," she replied





    Thank God decided to take the AF root lol








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    ?Oh no....he's awake!! Cos he's bleeding sober again

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    Classic, nearly fell off of my chair at that one.
    Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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