Last one today, I promise
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
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On Woolworth's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom) -
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Pick n' Pay's peanuts -
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -
"Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On a Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On a Clicks hair dryer -
Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Simba Chips -
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dove soap -
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Checkers frozen dinners -
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(please note that it's just a suggestion.)
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On the packaging of a Rowenta iron -
"Don't iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)
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On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin -
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
==============================
Instructions on a SA Airways packet of peanuts -
[1] Open packet;
[2] Eat nuts.
(Step 3: say what?)
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MY FAVORITE
On a child's Superman costume -
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(Don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
==========================
On Woolworth's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom) -
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
==========================
On Pick n' Pay's peanuts -
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
===========================
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -
"Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
==========================
On a Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
=================================
On a Clicks hair dryer -
Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
====================================
On a bag of Simba Chips -
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
===========================
On a bar of Dove soap -
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
============================
On some Checkers frozen dinners -
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(please note that it's just a suggestion.)
========================
On the packaging of a Rowenta iron -
"Don't iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
==============================
On Nytol Sleep Aid -
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)
===============================
On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin -
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)
==========================
On a Japanese food processor -
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
==============================
Instructions on a SA Airways packet of peanuts -
[1] Open packet;
[2] Eat nuts.
(Step 3: say what?)
===========================
MY FAVORITE
On a child's Superman costume -
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(Don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
:H :H
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