My missus came in drunk last night and found me in the kitchen.
She dropped to her knees, looked up at me and slurred, "I want to get dirty. Right now. And you know what kind of job that means..."
I said, "You're pissed, you daft cow - you're in no fit state to clean the oven."
She dropped to her knees, looked up at me and slurred, "I want to get dirty. Right now. And you know what kind of job that means..."
I said, "You're pissed, you daft cow - you're in no fit state to clean the oven."