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    How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    'What are you doing?' she asked.

    'Hunting Flies' he responded.









    'Oh! Did you get any?' she asked.
    'Yep, 3 males and 2 Females,' he replied.










    Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'



    He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.




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