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    So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family and I needed to use the restroom (#2) really bad, so I stopped at a rest area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying "'Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" So the other ...guy says "So what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that? By this point, I'm thinking it's pretty bizarre that a stranger expects to conversate while taking a dump so I reply "Uhhh I'm probably like you, just traveling?" At this point I'm wanting to get the hell outta there as fast as I can when dude asks another question... "'Can I come over?"

    Ok, this question is just too weird for me. Like, WTF! But I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
    "Nah man, I'm a little busy right now!"

    Right then, dead silence... then I hear the person say (kinda nervously) "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
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    A traviling funny

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      A traviling funny

      I've actually answered people in the other stall before! :H But I want to know what kind of person calls someone else while they're sitting on the toilet? :eeew:

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