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    Male or Female?

    Male or Female? You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:




    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.




    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.
    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.




    TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated




    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... Because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse.




    SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.




    WEB PAGES:
    Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.




    TRAINS: Definitely male... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..




    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.




    HAMMERS: Male..... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.




    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know

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    Male or Female?

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      #3
      Male or Female?

      I like it - here is a similar thought.

      1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
      a. female...Any part under a car's hood.
      b. male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

      2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
      a. female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
      b. male...Playing any sport without a "cup."

      3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
      a. female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
      b. male...Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

      4. BUTT (but) n.
      a. female...The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
      b. male...What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

      5. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
      a. female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
      b. male...Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

      6. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
      a. female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
      b. male...Anything that can be done while drinking.

      7. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
      a. female...An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
      b. male...An endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.

      8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
      a. female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
      b. male...Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

      9. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
      a. female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
      b. male...A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

      10. FOOTBALL (fut-bol) n.
      a. female...An annoying 6 month long competition for a partner's attention.
      b. male...6 months off from spending time with what's her name.
      “The only courage you will ever need is the courage to live the life you want"

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        #4
        Male or Female?

        scottish lass;1245381 wrote: I like it - here is a similar thought.
        10. FOOTBALL (fut-bol) n.
        a. female...An annoying 6 month long competition for a partner's attention.
        b. male...6 months off from spending time with what's her name.
        :H:H:H
        Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

        Winning since October 24th, 2013

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          #5
          Male or Female?

          :H:H:H
          Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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