An Irishman (Im) came into a bar and ordered 3 beers. The bartender (BT) poured all 3 beers for him.'
The Im drank all 3 and ordered 3 more. The BT poured 3 more ..but politely asked the Im .."why don't you
just order 1 beer at a time..that way they will stay nice and cold and you can enjoy them a little better?"
The Irishman replied.."Oh, my brothers and me have a tradition that when one of us goes to a bar by ourselves..we should order 3 beers at a time...that way we will be remembering the other 2 brothers."
The bartender said "Nice tradition."
Some time later the Im came back to the same bar but only ordered 2 beers.
The BT asked him "what happened to one of your brothers...you only ordered 2 beers?""
The IM replied " OH nothing....I quit drinking".
The Im drank all 3 and ordered 3 more. The BT poured 3 more ..but politely asked the Im .."why don't you
just order 1 beer at a time..that way they will stay nice and cold and you can enjoy them a little better?"
The Irishman replied.."Oh, my brothers and me have a tradition that when one of us goes to a bar by ourselves..we should order 3 beers at a time...that way we will be remembering the other 2 brothers."
The bartender said "Nice tradition."
Some time later the Im came back to the same bar but only ordered 2 beers.
The BT asked him "what happened to one of your brothers...you only ordered 2 beers?""
The IM replied " OH nothing....I quit drinking".
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