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    Roosters and Politicians

    Whadda Rooster
    For your political enjoyment....
    John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young (hens), called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit o n t h e porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair andButch became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result ... The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
    AF as of August 5th, 2012

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    Roosters and Politicians

    yes, I love it as well...I love a witty pun!
    Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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      Roosters and Politicians

      Hope you don't mind, but this was so funny I just had to forward it!

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        Roosters and Politicians

        Forward away, Kizzie. This was actually a forward that I received that I felt was good enough to post here! I'm glad that you enjoyed it! XOXOX
        AF as of August 5th, 2012

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