A man and his wife were working in their garden one day, and the man looks
over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting big, I mean really big. I
bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right. Your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!" The woman
chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes
some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one little weenie?"
over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting big, I mean really big. I
bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right. Your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!" The woman
chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes
some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one little weenie?"
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