Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Little Johnny

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Little Johnny

    Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

    Johnny: Seven, Sir.

    Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

    Johnny: Seven

    Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

    Johnny: Six.

    Teacher: Good boy, now you got it! So now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

    Johnny: Seven!!!

    A very angry Teacher: Where the in hell do you get seven from?!?!?

    Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a fuckin' cat at home!!!
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

    #2
    Little Johnny

    LMAO!
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

    Comment


      #3
      Little Johnny

      :H:H:H
      It's always YOUR choice!

      Comment


        #4
        Little Johnny

        :H:H:H
        Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

        Comment

        Working...
        X