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    Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
    life!, between the legs of me wife!"

    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"

    She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

    "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
    corner.

    The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at
    the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I
    was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
    last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him
    by the ears to make him come."

    #2
    Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

    Nice one Tawny!!!!!!

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      #3
      Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

      Now that was funny..
      Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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        #4
        Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

        Tawny, sent it to a girlfriend who called up choking she was laughing so hard! Thanks for making our day!

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          #5
          Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

          LOL!!
          thanks tawny

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