not a joke at all but something my wife said to me October of 06 after a very bad binge I had: honey, why don't you switch to white wine? I looked back at her with a puzzled look....??? why?
because when you barf on the carpet it won't make a bad stain like the red wine does!
even in that terrible hungover state I still found it amusing.
arg!
because when you barf on the carpet it won't make a bad stain like the red wine does!
even in that terrible hungover state I still found it amusing.
arg!