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    Kids view of sicence

    Q: What is one horsepower?
    A: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

    - You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.

    - When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

    - When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

    - While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.

    - Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

    - A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

    - Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to be oil.

    - Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

    - Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

    - We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

    - I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.

    - Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

    - Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man.

    - Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

    - Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.

    - It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live other places.

    "Be still and know that I am God"

    Psalm 46:10

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    Kids view of sicence

    so funny! love it
    nosce te ipsum
    (Know Thyself)

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