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    POEMS

    A WOMAN'S POEM:

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's rich and self-employed,
    And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
    Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
    Massage my feet and help me stand.
    Oh send a king to make me queen.
    A man who loves to cook and clean.
    I pray this man will love no other.
    And relish visits with my mother.





    A MAN'S POEM:


    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
    big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
    and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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    POEMS

    May I add my diddie......Ha!

    The Irish Pig

    'Twas an evening in November,
    As I very well remember,
    I was strolling down the street in drunken pride,
    But my knees were all aflutter,
    So I landed in the gutter,
    And a pig came up and lay down by my side.

    Yes I lay there in the gutter
    Thinking thoughts I could not utter,
    When a colleen passing by did softly say,
    "Ye can tell a man that boozes
    By the company he chooses" -
    At that the pig got up and walked away

    Anonymous
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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      POEMS

      :H:H:H
      Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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