HAPPY NEW YEAR
Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin
Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,
Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.
When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three
more.
The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it
........... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de
odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin When we all left home, we
promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."
The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.
Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ......
Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are
finished.
One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.
All the other regulars in the bar notice! & fall silent.
When he goes back to the bar for the second round,
The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to
offer my condolences on your great loss."
Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to
laugh,
"Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!
Tis me, ......................
I've Quit Drinking!"
Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin
Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,
Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.
When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three
more.
The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it
........... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de
odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin When we all left home, we
promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."
The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.
Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ......
Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are
finished.
One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.
All the other regulars in the bar notice! & fall silent.
When he goes back to the bar for the second round,
The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to
offer my condolences on your great loss."
Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to
laugh,
"Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!
Tis me, ......................
I've Quit Drinking!"
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