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    A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
    "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't" she replied. "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank,dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size. She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried,"he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.
    "What's so funny?" he asked. "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
    :flower: Change a life; make someone feel important. ................. ........................ ..................... ........................ ................. ....... sigpic

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    Just emailed to my ex who is a dentist! Thanks!!

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      #3
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      That made me laugh, despite my boring work contracts!
      Thanks!
      Jen
      Over 4 months AF :h

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        #4
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        I guess you would know Fan??!!
        Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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          #5
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          Damm...got me
          Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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            #6
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            Fan, you have this way.,....argh!
            Over 4 months AF :h

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              Over 4 months AF :h

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                #8
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                lol.. Good try though PP
                I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
                One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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                  #9
                  Latex

                  It made me smile
                  Alcoholic (or Ally)

                  "Only a fool knows everything.
                  A wise man knows how little he knows."

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