This is one I have loved for a long time..........
A woman comes home after buying a brand new pair of pants and asks her husband.....
" Does my butt look big in this?"
The husband KNOWS he is in trouble....... and she adds....."please be honest..I really want you to be, I promise." And SO........ she put on the pants and he looks her up and down and checks out the situation and replies.......
"Well, honey, if you want me to be really honest, those pants make your butt look like a four burner BBQ."
She looks at him and thanks him for his honesty and dispapears into the bedroom,....reappearing with a good dispostion and continues cooking dinner etc.
HE THINK...... I can't believe I got out of it that easily! what a result!
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That night, when they go to bed, he is feeling a little frisky and moves on in for a go. :h
SHE simply turns to her husband and says...... "Now darling.... there's no use firing up a four burner BBQ for half sausage, now, is there? "
Hope you liked it!
Love Trish
A woman comes home after buying a brand new pair of pants and asks her husband.....
" Does my butt look big in this?"
The husband KNOWS he is in trouble....... and she adds....."please be honest..I really want you to be, I promise." And SO........ she put on the pants and he looks her up and down and checks out the situation and replies.......
"Well, honey, if you want me to be really honest, those pants make your butt look like a four burner BBQ."
She looks at him and thanks him for his honesty and dispapears into the bedroom,....reappearing with a good dispostion and continues cooking dinner etc.
HE THINK...... I can't believe I got out of it that easily! what a result!
_______________________________________
That night, when they go to bed, he is feeling a little frisky and moves on in for a go. :h
SHE simply turns to her husband and says...... "Now darling.... there's no use firing up a four burner BBQ for half sausage, now, is there? "
Hope you liked it!
Love Trish
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