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    #1

    GERMAN TOURIST

    A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.
    UPON GETTING BACK ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED MY PUPPIE OUT AND TOLD ME,
    "ZE DOG IS OK. HE VILL BE FINE."


    Due to his selfless heroic act, I ASKED, "ARE YOU A VET?"
    HE REPLIED,


    "VET? I'M FUCKING SOAKED!"
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    #2
    GERMAN TOURIST

    :H:H:H
    Wally22:confusedmonkey::confusedmonkey::confusedmo nkey:
    If I don't want to brag but I can still wear the earings I wore in highschool
    November 2, 2012

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      #3
      GERMAN TOURIST

      :H:H:H

      Hey! Votch it! :H
      Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

      Winning since October 24th, 2013

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        #4
        GERMAN TOURIST

        :H:H:H
        Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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          #5
          GERMAN TOURIST

          That vas vell done

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            #6
            GERMAN TOURIST

            :H

            Star x
            Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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