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    What Marriage is About

    This is what marriage is about:

    An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.

    The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.

    He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out
    the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one
    pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a
    sip and then set the cup down between them.

    As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them
    kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking,
    That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of
    them."

    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
    politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
    said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

    The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
    She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
    sipping the drink.

    Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
    meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

    As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin,
    the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat
    a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"


    She answered:



    "THE TEETH."
    :flower: Change a life; make someone feel important. ................. ........................ ..................... ........................ ................. ....... sigpic

    #2
    What Marriage is About

    Too much sharing for me!!

    LOL
    "Be still and know that I am God"

    Psalm 46:10

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      #3
      What Marriage is About

      SeaBreeze;

      I nominate you as the official MWO "Director of the Comedy"

      :H Brandy

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        #4
        What Marriage is About

        Thanx Brandy!

        You should see me April Fools Day! The sick, twisted, dark side of me really comes out! :nutso: LOL!
        :flower: Change a life; make someone feel important. ................. ........................ ..................... ........................ ................. ....... sigpic

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          #5
          What Marriage is About

          That is a true gross out! Sea Breeze, I do see the sick side already . . .it is quite dark and funny!!

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