Murphy texts his wife and says "Mary i am just having one more pint then i will be home.
If i am not home in 20 minutes just read this text again.
If i am not home in 20 minutes just read this text again.
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Murphy
that sums up many peoples replies to their partner when they ask when r u coming home from the pubI love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
Audrey Hepburn -
Murphy
Not too funny
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