A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "What
type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the
man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said
the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually,
even with all of this variety, there are really only
four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man
asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There
are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the resbyterian,
and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It
is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation
Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type
keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes
mountains out of mole hills." Have you ever wondered
why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why,
but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it
is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely There. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD}
Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F}Fake. {G} Get a
eduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Send this to all that will appreciate it! They forgot
the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!-
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "What
type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the
man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said
the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually,
even with all of this variety, there are really only
four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man
asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There
are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the resbyterian,
and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It
is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation
Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type
keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes
mountains out of mole hills." Have you ever wondered
why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why,
but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it
is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely There. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD}
Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F}Fake. {G} Get a
eduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Send this to all that will appreciate it! They forgot
the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!-
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