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    #1

    Wal-mart Greeter

    The Wal-Mart Greeter


    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks
    into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming
    obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome
    to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

    The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
    "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger
    one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?
    Do you really think they look alike?"

    "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe
    you got laid twice!"
    "What I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it."
    Catherine Pulsifer
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    #2
    Wal-mart Greeter

    I hope I didn't offend anyone with this joke.
    :l :h
    "What I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it."
    Catherine Pulsifer

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      #3
      Wal-mart Greeter

      No offence, made me laugh xx
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        #4
        Wal-mart Greeter

        Loving your work momof2boys, I know exactly who I'll use that on tomorrow.

        Love n Stuff
        dasher
        xx

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          #5
          Wal-mart Greeter

          Excellent!
          "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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            #6
            Wal-mart Greeter

            I would love to say something like that to some of my customers, but I would get sacked!!!!
            A F F L..
            Alcohol Free For Life

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              #7
              Wal-mart Greeter

              OMG!!! Too funny~~
              I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                #8
                Wal-mart Greeter

                Excellent...:H
                I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
                One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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                  #9
                  Wal-mart Greeter

                  Very funny indeed!!!!
                  Allow yourself to become all that you dreamed you could be..... and more. :banana:

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                    #10
                    Wal-mart Greeter

                    Alcoholic (or Ally)

                    "Only a fool knows everything.
                    A wise man knows how little he knows."

                    Please feel free to block/ignore my posts through your control panel.

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                      #11
                      Wal-mart Greeter

                      I hate to say this but I got so blasted fed up with people asking me if I had had invitro to have my twin girls (Sorry but what a crude question) i finally just started started saying, "No. My husband just blanked me twice...'



                      Sorry. I think I was pretty post partum...
                      On My Own Way Out Since May 20, 2012
                      *If you think poorly of yourself, you can fail with a clear conscience.
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                        #12
                        Wal-mart Greeter

                        Hilarious !!!
                        Trying again from 22nd September 2014 Keeping it simple. Keeping it real.

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