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    Five pigs

    A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take
    > them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another
    > farmer who owned five male pigs.
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    > After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything
    > 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive
    > thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
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    > The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,
    > loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
    > vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.
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    > While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know
    > if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the
    > grass in the morning, they're pregnant, If they're in the mud, they're
    > not."
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    > The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So the farmer hosed
    > off the pigs, loaded them into the family station wagon again and
    > proceeded to try again.
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    > This continued each morning for more than a week.
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    > One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. He
    > called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the
    > pigs are in the mud or in the grass."
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    > "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of
    > them is honking the horn"
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    "Be still and know that I am God"

    Psalm 46:10

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    Five pigs

    HA HA that's funny...I didn't see it coming
    Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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