An Irishwoman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
Oh no, replied the woman. He won't even take an asprin.
Then give him an Irish viagra said the doc. Put one in his coffee...he'll never even taste it. Give me a call in about a week to let me know how it goes.
In less than a week she phones her doc and he asks..."well, how did it go"?
"It was just awful" she says.
What do you mean? Was the sex your husband provided not any good?"
"Oh yes...t'was the best sex I've had in twenty five years"...she replied.
"Well, asked the doc. What was the problem?"
"I put the pill in his coffee and he drake it straightway, stood up with a twinkle in his eye....with one swipe of his arm cleared the table of cups and tablecloth, ripped my clothing off and made mad passionate love to me".
"I don't understand your problem mam"said the doc.
The lady replied, " Its just that I can NEVER show me face at Starbucks again!"
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
Oh no, replied the woman. He won't even take an asprin.
Then give him an Irish viagra said the doc. Put one in his coffee...he'll never even taste it. Give me a call in about a week to let me know how it goes.
In less than a week she phones her doc and he asks..."well, how did it go"?
"It was just awful" she says.
What do you mean? Was the sex your husband provided not any good?"
"Oh yes...t'was the best sex I've had in twenty five years"...she replied.
"Well, asked the doc. What was the problem?"
"I put the pill in his coffee and he drake it straightway, stood up with a twinkle in his eye....with one swipe of his arm cleared the table of cups and tablecloth, ripped my clothing off and made mad passionate love to me".
"I don't understand your problem mam"said the doc.
The lady replied, " Its just that I can NEVER show me face at Starbucks again!"
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