A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured
alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately She
seductively
signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did she
gently caressed his full beard..
Are you the manager she asked: softly stoking his face with both
hands. Actually no..he replied. Can you get him for me..I need to
speak to him: she said running her hands
beyond his beard and into his hair.
I'm afraid I can't..breathed the bartender. Is there anything I can
do. Yes I need for you to give him a message: She continued, running
her forefinger across the bartender's lips and
slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him
to suck them gently.
What should I tell him: the bartender managed to say...
Tell him...she whispered: There's no toilet paper - hand soap - or
paper
towels in the ladies room.....
alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately She
seductively
signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did she
gently caressed his full beard..
Are you the manager she asked: softly stoking his face with both
hands. Actually no..he replied. Can you get him for me..I need to
speak to him: she said running her hands
beyond his beard and into his hair.
I'm afraid I can't..breathed the bartender. Is there anything I can
do. Yes I need for you to give him a message: She continued, running
her forefinger across the bartender's lips and
slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him
to suck them gently.
What should I tell him: the bartender managed to say...
Tell him...she whispered: There's no toilet paper - hand soap - or
paper
towels in the ladies room.....
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