Are you my waiter?

[southernbelle47]

Max Greenberg was at his favorite eatery, the Second Avenue Deli, when he called over the waiter.

"Yes?" asked the busy waiter.

"Are you sure you're the waiter I ordered from?" asked Max.

"Why do you ask?" replied the waiter.

Max replied, "Because I was expecting he would be a much older man by now."

[irishlady]

Are you my waiter?

Oh to have the nerve to say something like that....

[MKR]

Are you my waiter?

Judie, could put MAX in his place, making him laugh in the meantime!! I am sure of it!!

[Quiescent]

Are you my waiter?

:argh: :H :giggle: :argh:

[southernbelle47]

Are you my waiter?

It's probably the "kitchen's " fault!

Sorry Judie and Imagine!
I ...of course......would never be so rude!!!

[Quiescent]

Are you my waiter?

Nancy,

Exactly, it's always the kitchen's fault!

:happy: :wd: :lol3: ray:

[Saint Jude]

Are you my waiter?

Ohh!! Don't get me started!:H

I'd probably tell him he's obviously in the wrong restaurant, & we don't have a DRIVE THRU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!

But do have a nice day. ... Somewhere else.

[weemelonhead]

Are you my waiter?

oh to be a fly on the wall in the eatery where the judelet works!!!!

[sammys]

Are you my waiter?

If the customers only new what we call them! We just named this one pain in the but spongebob cause he's such a gossiper. We have frankenstein, satan, et.........

[Saint Jude]

Are you my waiter?

I actually have a "plastic FLY", I keep in my pocket, for special customers! I slip it onto their plate with their bread & butter... or desert... depending,...:H Only ones that I'm sure can take a joke of course!

I won't say what I do to ones that piss me off...


I have asked if someone was sure they wished to speak to me in the manner they had; BEFORE they received their food ... on at least one occation...