A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course. What may I do for you ?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hairdryer that is well over
the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway
you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next
please."
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course. What may I do for you ?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hairdryer that is well over
the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway
you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next
please."
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