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    WARNING
    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary. Details inside.

    On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

    On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessertprinted on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

    On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

    On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.

    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

    On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

    #2
    Warning

    You do realize Paul, that if men did not exist those warnings would not have to be written??
    I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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      #3
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      Yep!

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        #4
        Warning

        I'm proud to be responsible for only half of those.
        nosce te ipsum
        (Know Thyself)

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          #5
          Warning

          I have a nasty scar next to my left nipple after a hurried morning work clothes (hung over) ironing session .......believe me...some of us NEED these directions!!!!!!!!

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            #6
            Warning

            I always love the "Hotline" numbers that you get on, say, a bar of soap.

            What's the point?
            Who's going to call that number and say they can't work out how to use the soap???
            Free since 26th February 2012

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              #7
              Warning

              ME, PROBABLY.....:H
              A F F L..
              Alcohol Free For Life

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                #8
                Warning

                Thanks Paul, Like that one ......
                sigpicXXX

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                  #9
                  Warning

                  Funny!!!
                  Alcoholic (or Ally)

                  "Only a fool knows everything.
                  A wise man knows how little he knows."

                  Please feel free to block/ignore my posts through your control panel.

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