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[lushy]

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
(turn card)
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
(turn card)
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
(turn card)
Have such an ugly baby?
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I'm so miserable without you
(turn card)
It's almost like you're here.
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Your friends and I wanted to do
Something special for your birthday.
(turn card)
So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.
(turn card)
Look at the bright side,
It's really good pay

[Popeye]

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:H :H

[Mrs Macks]

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I needed that !!!

[Java]

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oh dear....

[betty boop]

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LOL :H :H