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    Watch out for these Seniors!

    Senior Breakfast Special

    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

    "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
    "Then I'll have to charge you $2.49 because you're ordering a la
    carte," the waitress warned her.

    "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.

    "Yes."

    "I'll take the special."

    "How do you want your eggs?"

    " Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.

    DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS. We've been around the block more than once.
    *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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    Watch out for these Seniors!

    Excellent Lori
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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      #3
      Watch out for these Seniors!

      I would have done the same... ha ha..
      A F F L..
      Alcohol Free For Life

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        #4
        Watch out for these Seniors!

        :hijacked:

        Like the new signature Irishlady,

        very close to Zen buddhist philosophy which says something like,

        Yesterday is in the past, is gone and cannot be changed - so why worry about what happened in the past.
        Tomorrow is in the future and will almost certainly not be as you imagine it - so why worry about what it will be like.
        The only thing you can REALLY control is your actions RIGHT NOW in the present - in this very moment.

        That philosophy is what is getting me through this "interesting" part of my life.

        Hijack over


        Satori

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        "Though there are many paths at the foot of the mountain - all those who reach the top see the same moon - as any fule kno"

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