We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you $2.49 because you're ordering a la
carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.
"Yes."
"I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
" Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS. We've been around the block more than once.
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