> "Talking Dog For Sale."
>
>
>
> He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
>backyard. The
> guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.
>
>
>
> "You talk?" he asks.
>
>
>
> "Yes," the Lab replies.
>
>
>
> "So, what's the story?"
>
>
>
> The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk
>when I was
> pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the
>Garda about my
> gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
>country,
> sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
>figured a dog
> would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
>for eight
> years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and
>I knew I
> wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed
>up for a
> job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near
>suspicious
> characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible
>dealings and was
> awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies,
>and now I'm
> just retired."
>
>
>
> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
>wants for the
> dog.
>
>
>
> "Ten euros," the man says.
>
>
>
> "Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling
>him so cheap?"
>
>
>
> "Because he's a lying b*stard. He never did any of that shi*e"
>
>
>
>
>
> He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
>backyard. The
> guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.
>
>
>
> "You talk?" he asks.
>
>
>
> "Yes," the Lab replies.
>
>
>
> "So, what's the story?"
>
>
>
> The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk
>when I was
> pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the
>Garda about my
> gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
>country,
> sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
>figured a dog
> would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
>for eight
> years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and
>I knew I
> wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed
>up for a
> job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near
>suspicious
> characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible
>dealings and was
> awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies,
>and now I'm
> just retired."
>
>
>
> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
>wants for the
> dog.
>
>
>
> "Ten euros," the man says.
>
>
>
> "Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling
>him so cheap?"
>
>
>
> "Because he's a lying b*stard. He never did any of that shi*e"
>
>
