WINTER BLONDE
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The
trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, & you're losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The
trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, &
you're losing some of your load!". When the light turns green, the trucker
revs up & races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back
to the blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says..................................... ....
"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Michigan & I'm driving the SALT
TRUCK!"
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The
trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, & you're losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The
trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, &
you're losing some of your load!". When the light turns green, the trucker
revs up & races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back
to the blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says..................................... ....
"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Michigan & I'm driving the SALT
TRUCK!"
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