FER SHORE, IT'S REAL
>>>A gas station in Newfoundland was trying to increase sales so the owner
>>>put
>>>up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
>>>Soon Carl, a local Islander pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for
>>>his free sex.
>>>The owner told him pick a number from 1 to 10, if he guessed correctly, he
>>>would get his free sex.
>>>Carl guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "Bye you were close. The number
>>>was
>>>9, "Sorry, no sex this time."
>>>A week later, Carl, along with his good buddy, Bill, pulled in for a
>>>fill-up
>>> and again he asked for his free sex.
>>>The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the
>>>correct number.
>>>Carl guessed 2 this time, but again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3
>>>You were very close, but no free sex this time."
>>>As they were driving away, Carl said to his buddy, "I think that game is
>>>rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
>>>Billy replied, "No it ain't Carl, it's not rigged,
me wife won twice last week."
>>>A gas station in Newfoundland was trying to increase sales so the owner
>>>put
>>>up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
>>>Soon Carl, a local Islander pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for
>>>his free sex.
>>>The owner told him pick a number from 1 to 10, if he guessed correctly, he
>>>would get his free sex.
>>>Carl guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "Bye you were close. The number
>>>was
>>>9, "Sorry, no sex this time."
>>>A week later, Carl, along with his good buddy, Bill, pulled in for a
>>>fill-up
>>> and again he asked for his free sex.
>>>The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the
>>>correct number.
>>>Carl guessed 2 this time, but again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3
>>>You were very close, but no free sex this time."
>>>As they were driving away, Carl said to his buddy, "I think that game is
>>>rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
>>>Billy replied, "No it ain't Carl, it's not rigged,
me wife won twice last week."
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