A 45 year old woman has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital surgery is scheduled. She prays Dear Lord Please tell how much time I have. Your going to live another 45 years God assured. She came through her surgery with flying colors and since she was always in the hospital and God told her another 45 years,She decided to have a face lift,tummy tuck, breast implants & lyposuction. On the day of her release from the hospital she is feeling and looking good. As she leaves the hospital she crosses the street and BAM is hit by a bus and dies on the spot. As she gets to heaven she asks, God you said I had 45 more years. To which God replied
GIRL, I DIDN"T KNOW THAT WAS YOU!!
GIRL, I DIDN"T KNOW THAT WAS YOU!!
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