Paddy phones an ambulance

[dida]

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.

Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'

Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... And after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

More silence and another minute later.

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn?t spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .'

[hart]

Paddy phones an ambulance

LMAO, maybe Paddy coulda looked at the street sign? just sayin''

[techie]

Paddy phones an ambulance

:H:H:H

[imnosaint]

Paddy phones an ambulance

The Poor ould Paddy is always the but end of the Joke,but we dont mind.....

[satz123]

Paddy phones an ambulance

Too right. - if the rest of the world Could follow suit please
Pregnant teen Mary ( not sure of nationality) rings her mother :
Mary : Ma I tink me waters are broke
Ma : where you ringin from
Mary: the waist down

[satz123]

Paddy phones an ambulance

imnosaint;1319672 wrote: The Poor ould Paddy is always the but end of the Joke,but we dont mind.....

Hey imno - you. new? Lotsa Irish over on Army thread. Good craic.

[imnosaint]

Paddy phones an ambulance

Yes I'm New....Just found this site Yesterday....I think.

I'll check out the Army>>>But Im Not Going Anywhere>>>>do ya here me.

Great to Find another Great Site.
This Site Seems to cater for Alcoholics Only....Is that Right.
Cheers...Mick

[satz123]

Paddy phones an ambulance

Problem drinkers and alkos :H come on over to the Army and I'll introduce ya