> > Clarence and Leroy are walking down the street in Halifax and
>> > > they
>
>> > > see a sign on a store which reads, suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00
>> > > each, trousers $2.50 each. Clarence says to his pal, "Leroy,
>> > > look
>
>> > > here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to
>> > > Newfundland, sell 'em to our friends and make a fortune."
>> > >
>> > > Just let me do de talking 'cause if dey hear your accent, they
>> > > might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell the stuff to us.
>> > > Now I'll
>>talk
>> > > in a slow Nova Scotia drawl so's dey don't know we's from the
> Rock.
>> > >
>> > > They go in the shop and Clarence says with his best fake Nova
>> > > Scotian
>> > >
>>drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them
>> > > there shorts at $2.00 and 50 pairs of them there trousers at
>> > > $2.50
>>each.
>> > > I'll back up my pickup and.........."
>> > >
>> > > The owner of the shop interrupts, "You from Newfoundland, ain't
>> > > ya?" "Well, yeah", says a surprised Clarence. "How come you
>> > > knowed that?" The owner says, "Because this is a dry cleaners".
>> > > they
>
>> > > see a sign on a store which reads, suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00
>> > > each, trousers $2.50 each. Clarence says to his pal, "Leroy,
>> > > look
>
>> > > here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to
>> > > Newfundland, sell 'em to our friends and make a fortune."
>> > >
>> > > Just let me do de talking 'cause if dey hear your accent, they
>> > > might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell the stuff to us.
>> > > Now I'll
>>talk
>> > > in a slow Nova Scotia drawl so's dey don't know we's from the
> Rock.
>> > >
>> > > They go in the shop and Clarence says with his best fake Nova
>> > > Scotian
>> > >
>>drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them
>> > > there shorts at $2.00 and 50 pairs of them there trousers at
>> > > $2.50
>>each.
>> > > I'll back up my pickup and.........."
>> > >
>> > > The owner of the shop interrupts, "You from Newfoundland, ain't
>> > > ya?" "Well, yeah", says a surprised Clarence. "How come you
>> > > knowed that?" The owner says, "Because this is a dry cleaners".