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    Pasta diet!

    NO OFFENCE INTENDED - NO OFFENCE INTENDED.
    The Pasta Diet and Your Health

    ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

    1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

    2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

    3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

    4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.

    You will lose weight!

    AND......

    CONCERNED ABOUT! TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

    For those of you who watch what you eat,
    here's the final word on nutrition and health.
    It's a relief to know the truth
    after all those conflicting
    nutritional studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    CONCLUSION

    Eat and drink what you like.
    Being American is apparently what kills you
    *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein
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