A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband
is at work.
Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband
came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has
company.
Boy: Dark in here..
Man: Yes it is.
Boy: I have a baseball.
Man: That's nice.
Boy: Want to buy it?
Man: No, thanks.
Boy: My dad's outside.
Man: OK, how much?
Boy: $250.
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
mom's lover
are
in the closet together.
Boy: Dark in here.
Man: Yes, it is.
Boy: I have a baseball glove.
Man: How much?
Boy: $750.
Man: Fine.
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball." The boy say! s, "I can't. I
sold them." The
father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son
says, "$1,000." The
father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that, that is
way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and
make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and
makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes
the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." the priest says, "Don't start
that shit
again."
is at work.
Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband
came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has
company.
Boy: Dark in here..
Man: Yes it is.
Boy: I have a baseball.
Man: That's nice.
Boy: Want to buy it?
Man: No, thanks.
Boy: My dad's outside.
Man: OK, how much?
Boy: $250.
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
mom's lover
are
in the closet together.
Boy: Dark in here.
Man: Yes, it is.
Boy: I have a baseball glove.
Man: How much?
Boy: $750.
Man: Fine.
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball." The boy say! s, "I can't. I
sold them." The
father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son
says, "$1,000." The
father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that, that is
way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and
make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and
makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes
the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." the priest says, "Don't start
that shit
again."
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