"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
"Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time."
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind.
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser
"Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."
"Man with no legs bums around."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
"Find old man in dark, not hard!"
"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
"Passionate kiss like spider's web ... soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."
"It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it."
"Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring."
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
"Honeymooning campers have one intent!"
"Man who lay girl on hill not on level."
"Virgin like balloon: one prick, all gone."
"Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth."
"Man who have hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
"Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
"He who chase car will get exhausted."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"All men eat, but Fu Manchu."
"Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
"He who eat ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver."
"He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"He who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose."
"He who stick head in open window get pane in neck
"If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented."
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
"Man who eat photo of father, soon spitting image of father."
"Man fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self."
"Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight."
"Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion
"Man who sit on tack get point
"Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.
"Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time."
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind.
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser
"Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."
"Man with no legs bums around."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
"Find old man in dark, not hard!"
"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
"Passionate kiss like spider's web ... soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."
"It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it."
"Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring."
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
"Honeymooning campers have one intent!"
"Man who lay girl on hill not on level."
"Virgin like balloon: one prick, all gone."
"Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth."
"Man who have hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
"Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
"He who chase car will get exhausted."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"All men eat, but Fu Manchu."
"Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
"He who eat ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver."
"He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"He who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose."
"He who stick head in open window get pane in neck
"If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented."
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
"Man who eat photo of father, soon spitting image of father."
"Man fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self."
"Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight."
"Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion
"Man who sit on tack get point
"Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.
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