Two famous music lovers, Cardinal Catsass and Pope the Polack, are sipping wine and having an intimate chat in the pope's private Vatican chambers. "Did you know," says Catsass, confiding in the old papal fruitcake, "that I have a very special musical friend?"
"Really?" says the pope.
"Yes," continues Catsass. "I treat her just like a guitar -- I finger the top and play the bottom and get beautiful music!"
"Well," says Pope the Polack, "I must confess that I have a very special musical friend, too."
"Really?" exclaims Catsass.
"Yes," continues the Polack pope. "I treat mine more like a pop record. I place her on the deck and we make beautiful music. And then three minutes later, I turn her over!"
"Really?" says the pope.
"Yes," continues Catsass. "I treat her just like a guitar -- I finger the top and play the bottom and get beautiful music!"
"Well," says Pope the Polack, "I must confess that I have a very special musical friend, too."
"Really?" exclaims Catsass.
"Yes," continues the Polack pope. "I treat mine more like a pop record. I place her on the deck and we make beautiful music. And then three minutes later, I turn her over!"