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    BLACK BRA

    The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
    One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
    greeting them at the door
    Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet
    in a few days to exchange notes..

    Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend:
    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather
    bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
    He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
    I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress:
    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a
    raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
    Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he
    started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story:
    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
    Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
    When he came in the door and saw me he said,

    (You'll love this)




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    #2
    BLACK BRA

    :H:H:H:H
    good one
    :notes:
    My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves me altogether.

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      #3
      BLACK BRA

      too funny mimi!!
      I love my family more than alcohol.:h
      Live in the Solution....not the problem

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        #4
        BLACK BRA

        That is probably what my husband would say . That is so funny. :H

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          #5
          BLACK BRA

          Loved it :-))))))

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            #6
            BLACK BRA

            LOL! At least he didn't say, did you get your dates confused, it's not Halloween!


            "I like people too much or not at all."
            Sylvia Plath

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