Bubba the Baptist

[southernbelle47]

I think this guy is my neighbor!:H
:h Nancy

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
>> and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were
>> Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating
>> meat on Friday.
>>
>> The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such
>> a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
>> priest.
>>
>> The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
>> After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as
>> the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a
>> Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
>>
>> Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
>> and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
>>
>> The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed
>> into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he
>> stopped and watched in amazement.
>>
>> There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
>> carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born
>> a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

[Saint Jude]

Bubba the Baptist

That's how my Brother & cousins do it!:H

Except it's salmon on the grill around here!

[Rags]

Bubba the Baptist

Southern, Got to hand it to you! Good one.
Hmmm, I'm about to go make a salad and grill a couple Sanitarium not burgers. (Honest).