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    For Fan....

    A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving.



    While reading him his Miranda Rights, the female officer tells the man:



    "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and

    will be held against you."



    "Boobs" the drunk replied.


    :H :H

    Thought you needed the laugh my friend...
    Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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    LOL!!
    I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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      #3
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      That was good... Now if only I could get Johnny Deppe to arrest me, Hmmmmmmm!!!!!
      A F F L..
      Alcohol Free For Life

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        :H :H :H :H
        Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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          When Johnny Depp starts doing pat downs, there's gonna be a long line. With me right at the front.
          Learning to live life on the outside of a bottle. :flower:

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            #6
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            I Loooooove Johnny Depp!! He is super HOT! This is what my next man WILL look like, I will settle for nothing less. :H

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              #7
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              Oh yeah baby, I'd let Johnny Depp frisk me!

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                #8
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                Sorry ladies, get in line, I thought of it first....





                A F F L..
                Alcohol Free For Life

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